Most people are afraid of the dentist, right? I'm not. I'm afraid of the phone calls I need to make to find someone who will take our crappy insurance so we can get our dental taken care of. Stupid Aetna. I wish there was some tangible representation of you so I could torture and maim you. MAIM YOU! If you are a boy insurance company, I shall castrate you, hire a beautiful women to feign interest in you, and then mock you for your lack of manhood.
So Timothy as a infection in his gums. He has to do the following things because it was so bad. get his #30 tooth extracted. Get a bone graft. Get a dental implant put in. have a crown put in over the implant and the two surrounding teeth. Though recently I've found that it doesn't really matter if no Oral surgeon takes Aetna...because Aetna won't cover ANY of it. all four thousand dollars of it will have to be taken out of our pocket. I should send them a thank you card.
Thank you Aetna,
Thank you Aetna for not covering a cent of the many dental procedures my husband needs. Thank you for being there every paycheck, taking extra out of our single paycheck in the house for dental in addition to medical and vision. You are like the overweight gagger friend who always plays jokes that are never very funny. I feel like you are my Mephistopheles and I am Faust. I obviously brought this on myself as it is too cruel a situation for it to not have been brought on by my own actions. I could tour theatre classes teaching about how my life is the true definition of a greek tragedy. Well at least my insurance woes are.
love,
Aimee (but probably every person you as a company cover)
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you should cancel it because for your yearly check ups you probably wouldnt pay much more than what you pay for you even having it.
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